Journal | A Fart Diary
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A TINY FART DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history.
VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst gastrointestinal experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this fart diary will ensure your gassy stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how gassy. You could also use the diary to promote healthier eating habits or you could just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a fart way more than it deserved.
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