Floaty Pens | Professional Procrastination
$11.29
Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.
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Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
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Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
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Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
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Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
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Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.
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